403 : Keep your D*CK dry!

Seriously.. Don't think he is even trying.. LOL 20-30 people on my D*CK at once?

Leonut
*Sorry the video didn't appear the first time.. My bad. ><

369 : Cheer you up!

Monday blues?
Woke up feeling so lazy to drag myself out of bed when i found this video on Youtube!

Freaking cute shirtless hulk with the funniest story line i have seen in ages!
Totally made my morning!

Enjoy and happy start of the week!
Leonut

Ps. Don't scold me if you watched this before. lol

360 : Having "History" Together

XX : "Oh puppy? We have history together"

Me :" WHAT??? How come he never told me about you before?? He told me all his past before and he has never mentioned you."

XX :" You go ask him la.."

Me :"Fine, i will!"


And after much questioning about the mysterious past history puppy had with Mr. XX, I realize just what history they had.

They had history class together in college.
Way to make me feel stupid eh Mr.XX?

English!!
Why you so ambiguous??

Leonut

355 : Happy Valentines Day with Ass!

Happy Valentines day to all the sexy guys out there!

Regardless if you have your special guy or you are still waiting for one,
Here is a gift of some hot guy's ass for you guys!

Have fun smacking them booty!
Anyone can guess which one i picked?

Leonut
If you guess all, you are correct.. haha

306 : Cuddle buddy wanted!

Another application sign up sheet since the Boyfriend application posted a while ago went so well, with tones of imaginary mails just pilling in and flooding my cobweb infested mailbox ..

Here's a cuddle buddy application!

Sign          
up
            now! 

Cuddle outfit and cuddle position must be filled out in as much detailed as possible.

Just fill in the form and submit it!

Honestly, who doesn't love a good cuddle under the blankets?

Please and thank you!
Leonut

208 : Breathless!

A friend of mine recently discuss about how annoying is it for a person to not use any punctuations when writing a paragraph it makes the reader just reads and they can't stop reading out of an impulse like now i don't think you can stop reading because you are waiting for a fullstop or a comma to catch your breath i found it really funny how everyone just reads the paragraph without stopping and at one point they have a inner battle with themselves to stop reading or continue i myself had that feeling even when reading what i have typed out anyways this is just something interesting to me certainly beats the hwo poelpe hvae teh atiilby to raed wrdos wtih jumlbe up ahelabepts anyways isn't this post simply

Breathtaking?

Love,
Leonut.  :P

Update!
In. Addition. To. Removing. Punctuations,. Adding. FullStops. At. Every. Word. Increases. The. Time. Taken For. Everyone. To. Read. A. Short. Sentence. Too!. Quite. Funny. and. Fun. Eh?.

181: The little funny things

1.
Was talking to Malimo on skype one day. Left my skype chatbox on and went to take a bath.
When i got back.

Mum: "Eh.. Who is that guy in the picture?"
Leo:    "Er.. A friend.. Why?"
Mum: "He looks so big size and muscular!"
Leo:    "Em.. Yea.. He is..."
Mum:  "Okay."

AWKWARD!!! At least he changed his picture and my mum went back to Malaysia now huh?

♥ Malimo!

2.
Was in a Supermarket magazine section with Sister.

Sis: " These magazine is so stupid, it says you can win one of these free gift inside and you can feel what is inside. This one is clearly an eyeliner.. Hm.. Where is my Cleo?"

She picked up a cleo magazine and it so happens this months is the bachelor month, having the front cover of two almost nude male models posing with a girl. The magazine also has a small booklet wrapped together with the front words reading "Top 50 Bachelors" or something with alot of skin on the cover.

Sis:   "Oh my god.. the booklet!"
Leo: " Oooooo... (Reach out for a magazine)"
Sis:   "NO!"
Leo:  "But.."
Sis:   "NO NO NO NO NO"
Leo: "The booklet..."
Sis:   "LETS GOO!!! "
Leo: "Fine..."

3.
In Uni waiting for an event to starts at 7pm.

Lex: "Eh... I hungry.. "
Leo: "So?..."
Lex: "Follow me to the candy machine. Put in 1$ and turn to get the candy right?"
Leo: " Yea.
Lex: "Okay! I want to M&M's!"
Leo: "But got skittles wor..."
Lex: "Eh! I wantt! Eh.. why cannot put in the coin in one?.."
Leo: "Dunno.. (Turns the knob) EH!! Got skittles coming out! I think the person before dint take!"
Lex: "Get a bag!"

We turned, and turned, and turned the knob.. Candy fountain..
The machine was spoiled. And what do we do?.
6 Bags full of skittles. Free!~
Each of us toke one bag and practically empty out the machine!

Guess who is getting a candy rush tonight while studying?. lol!

Sugar Rush!
Fcking lots of Love,
Leo.

*Teehee* ♥

138 : Plesent surprise.

Recently someone found me on facebook in the funniest way.

I was flabbergasted, never expected that to happened.. lol

Besides leaving our mutual friend totally confuse,

it was nice meeting meeting a blogger! =D

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Gym with B was fun! First time going to gym and it was with him too!

No, we dint do anything.. Everyone starts thinking we did notti stuff..

ADMIT IT!! YOU WERE TOO!!

Did nothing notti,

Just enjoyed each others company.

Miss you..

Till next time,

Love,

Ck

  Ps. The new "reply" system sucks.. I dont think im going to use it.. Just adds on to the unnecessary number of comments.. Will stick to the usual replying style. 

113 : ITS A SIGN!!

A sign from the heavens above that I shouldn't wank anymore.. haha!
First the curse happened and now this..

I actually find it awfully funny thinking back about it..
Its been like a week since i last did it (lost the mood).
So, yesterday night i decided to beat it off..
Went into the toilet which light were often flicking, was about time to change the bulb..
Got it started..
Skipping details, when i reached climax, right the second i release..
Precum flowing~
THEN!!!

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The lights died..
Literally..

Cumming after a week in pitch darkness..
Cant even see how far it went..
So anti climatic!!!!

OMG!! So embarrassing writing about this!!

ITS A SIGN!!
Dear heavens!! I'm listening!! What is my next step?? What do you have install for me??
>.<!

Blush,
Ck

106 (111) : Free meal??

There is no such thing as a free meal..
Today my mum decided to go for expensive food to fictionally celebrate a joyful occasion -American express crediting the bank account with Rm250 extra.. 
So use the Rm250 to pay for the food? XD
I know.. Sounds so evil and greedy but cant blame us what... been years we went to celebrate anything. XD

So decided to go lobster man! haha, been 4 years since we been there!

They have crayons for you to scribble the tables!! hm...  what did i scribble?

Escargot!~ XD

Mushroom soup~

Lobster thermidor with butter we forgot to use..

Garlic lobster.

Spaghetti and cheese & Rice and cheese!

Complementary tea and jelly dessert! 

The meal was AWESOMMEEE!!

Anyways.. when we tried paying with the american express card, it was rejected.. Haha! Karma is a bitch right??  I burst out laughing and told my mum,

"See la!! Now need to pay with hard earn cash !!"

And now we decided im going to pay the bill with the flashmob pay im getting.. ><!

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Anyways, flashmob today was fun! We had to paint out faces and hands with the matching colour of what we were wearing.
I wore white..
All those who wore black!!
LOL!!!
They had to paint their faces charcoal black! EPIC FUNNY!! Will upload some photos soon.

Till then,
Love,
Ck