419 : Red Ears.

A friend pointed out to me in the mids of dance rehearsals that a lot of guys she see have their ears glowing red and she was really curious on why is that.

I didn't even realise my ears was red till I touched it and felt the warmth.

Walking around I noticed that most guys DO have their ears red but not girls. Curiously, no one could really answer why their ears was blushing red, as they don't feel their ears were red either.
Maybe it was from dancing or the room was a little warm from all the body heat..

I know there would be an answer online but heck, i'm too tired to check right now, or rather just lazy? Anyways, the only theory i can come up with would be :

' The blood is in our ears BECAUSE its not down there.. If you see someone with pale ears, his probably having a boner at that moment. ' 

So guys, test my hypothesis tonight! Does your ears go pale when you wank?
You get to cum and I get a sample group. Haha

Anyone got theories on why your ears are red?

Bullshit level up,
Leonut <3

408 : Slow dancing.

Procrastinating from studies, I went on to Youtube in search of those sappy love videos that would make any emotional victim tear like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream; for a person like me however, I envy their lives, fictional or not.

I envy the story (quite almost any other couple actually), I envy watching the dates they go on, the romantic gestures they have for each other, even the pictures they take together. I'm jealous that all I the 'romantic gestures I can do are all limited to my Whatsapp chat or a Skype screen. I'm bored. With the same messages like "How was your day?" or "Have you eaten?" repeating everyday for the past eight months. It makes me wonder is there anything more for a long distance like this. The change from 2 hours to 3 hours between us doesn't help either.

I've been so busy with dance, work and studies that I'm often left drained of energy by the end of the day, leaving one final question, do I wait up for him to have his dinner and Skype him later or crash and recharge energy for the next day's hectic schedule? The days I decide to stay up till 2 or 3am talking to him usually gives birth to a walking zombie the next day, resulting in missed schedules in the morning or just a really cranky Leonut. The effects snowballs, with the question at the end of my day being do I wait up or go to sleep way earlier to recover my sleep debt?

It makes me feel like a horrible person. He always replies with "So early?.. okay.. Goodnights.. Love you..".
What am I to do?

Bringing back to the videos I was watching, it was funny seeing one where the couple tried slow dancing together for the first time, they made it look so romantic. When I taught Puppy to dance however, it was a tragic disaster. The clueless little boy staring at me wondering what the hell is he suppose to do next as I push him around asking him to follow my lead. Yea.. Latin dancing isn't everybody's thing. I can say dancing with him gave a feeling that I never felt before partnering anyone else. Standing in a closed hold position, I could feel his warmth, his scent, and his complains much clearer. Overall it made me love him even more.

I need things like this to remind me all the time, how much I love this little boy I call puppy, and how I manage to last in an eight months long distance. It also gives me things to look forward doing with him when i get back.

That said, I'm gonna log off and continue my studies. If I procrastinate more, I'm gonna fail tomorrow's paper..

I'M HUNGRY!! WHERE IS MY LUNCH DELIVERY NIC??

Leonut

407 : Balls and Sausage?

Balls and sausage.

Anyone of you know what malaysian fish cakes are?
A type of processed food made of fish and.. err.. other stuff..
Usually cooked with noodles, complementing the dish.
Not to be confused with the Thai fish cake.

Anyways, today a customer asked me what fish cakes where, naturally I told her it was a type of processed food, to further clarify what it taste like, I told her they tasted exactly like fish balls.

Freaking, BAD CHOICE OF WORDS..

I got the 'Did you actually said balls' look from both the Caucasian ladies on the table..

"Well that's awkward.."
"Like fish BALLS??"
"No no no no... not that type of balls... Is an Asian food made of fish paste.."
"Hmm?.."
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"Oh!!! Okay, the best way I can describe it would be a sausage made of fish? The best and most accurate description I can think of." 
"So.. a fish SAUSAGE?? *both grins*
"Oh.. my.. god.. very.. very bad choice of words.."
"First you tried selling us balls, now sausages? Next you'll be selling us your b.."
"OKAY! My bad totally.. "
The whole conversation was so awkward but fun at the same time! Those two cheeky young ladies were laughing so hard, talking to me about sausages and balls for about 5 mins with the super crowded restaurant behind us. End of the order, I manage to get both of them to just get fried chicken.. Everyone loves fried chicken!

Balls, and sausages..
Society made them such suggestive words. Even during dance when my friend said do a "ball change", my friend pretended to grab his balls and said "changing my left and right balls".

"That's what he/she said" triumphs all suggestiveness still!

Dude! Why is it so big?. "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
Omg.. Its so hard! "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!"

*wink wink!*

That's what I said all the time..

Cheeky,
Leonut

394 : Random

Don't know if its just my imagination or something..
But.

After so many washes, puppy's shirt that he gave me still smells of him.
Some weird ass scent puppy has that sticks to things like glue.
Even after I cuddle with him I would actually smell of him for a while.

Puppy oh puppy.
Wearing his shirt does make me miss you more..

Heh.
5 more months till I can see him again.

Less than three.
Leonut

393 : Here is your drink.

L    : Excuse me madam, sorry for the wait, here is your drink.
M   : Thank you.
HB : Excuse me?? WHERE IS MY DRINK??
L    : Sorry?
HB : I ordered a drink and its not here yet.
L    : Sorry, i'm check with the kitchen.
HB : I want it now!!!
L    : Okay.

Getting scolded during work for something that was totally not being my fault? Not the first time and I'm quite used to it.

Getting scolded by a female drag queen? *Check off list to do before I die.*

Ended up giving my manager the drink to serve to Mrs. Head Bitch.

Obviously the prettiest one is the head bitch. Anyways, regulars at my work place, about a group of 4 usually. Most of us can agree, they are all freaking hot!! (except for one..). Always dress well with a full set of make up and accessories. I can say they are one of the nicest people that comes in. Since all 4 of them are Malay, they always order in malay too.. Once two of them came in and I actually thought one of them was freaking hot until she opened her mouth. Never the less, she still caught the attention of the whole staff. Saw that HB has a hot aussie boy friend that came to pick her up after dinner too..

Speaking of drags.

Actually got sucked into the drag world. Seriously fascinating i would say. The way they do their make up and all. I myself have no interest to drag but seeing famous drags just blows my mind. Been watching RuPaul's Drag Race and I recommend any open-minded, drag loving, bored with their one month break person to watch!

Sashay Shante!
Sashay you stay, now Shante away. 

Watching weird stuff online.
Leonut

392 : Awkward friendly conversation with a Stranger.

Was wiping the walls when I heard a knock on the door.
Naturally I unlocked and answered the door, only to see a young woman standing at the other side.
A young local Australian around mid 20's, brunet hair styled in a suicide roll, spotting in a black short dress.
Was pretty decent and sweet looking if you ask me.

Sorry, I'm cleaning up here, would you mind using the disabled toilet? (Yes.. I was cleaning toilets, poor boy gotta earn a living too!)

Sorry to interrupt..  Someone is in the disabled toilet.. I really just want to use a mirror, can i come in?

Yea sure, i guess so. 

*Walks in*

Stupid job, they actually want us the hand wipe the walls with paper towels..
Sorry if its awkward or uncomfortable with a guy in the female toilet while you are in here.. 

Hahaha, its okay. You know whats awkward? Coming here with my ex. *Putting on lipstick*

What?? Your ex?? 

Yea. That's why I gotta make him jealous! How do i look?? *Stands and pose for me*

Err.. You look awesome to me!

Really? Do you think my hair needs a little here and there? *Playing around with her hair*

Nah, you look prefect already.

Okay, what about this? Should i drape my hair on both sides? or only one side?

Hmm.. Show me again?

*Both sides*, *One side*

Definitely one side. 

Yea, thought so too. Okays, wish me luck! Time to make my ex jealous!

Hahahaha, good luck!! 

When I was actually done and walked out, I saw her sitting there all poise and elegant looking.
Girl knows what she wants!

Anyways, quick update to keep a memory.
Kinda funny how random events and strangers can just brighten up a boring day.

Awkward friendly conversations with a girl in the female toilet. I'm getting gayer by the day.. lol

Leonut

386 : Disowned.

L  : "Mum, I'm free on Friday night so I can make it for Uncle's dinner."
M : "You really want to go?"
L  : "Yea, why not?"
M : "Never mind, I already told him(uncle), you have work on that day already."
L : "Whyy????"

So apparently I've been temporary disowned by my family.

Since my mum came over to Melbourne to spend time with us, my uncle decided to organize a little family dinner before my mum fly back to Malaysia. She better appreciate the clean air we have here, gonna have a hard time adapting back to the haze.. Anyways, everyone is invited but when I told my mum I have no plans on that day i got that reply.

I'm not allowed to see my uncles, aunts and cousins and definitely not my grandfather. Why?

I got a new piercing in February.. and now my mum is hiding me!

Industrial Piercing fun!

My grandfather nearly slapped one of my working cousin because he shaved his side burns away and forced him to shave the top as well.. Soooo.. If he finds out about the added holes on me, he will kill me.. If any relatives find out the news are gonna spread like wildfire. Everyone in my family is a goodie two shoes, or appears to be : no colour hair, no fancy piercing or tattoos etc. So I'm already an extreme.

Only person that actually approves of it is my grandma.. She actually pulled me aside when i took my earring off my lobe piercing to hide it. She actually likes it but after this industrial, she will kill me if i get another.

Until my industrial piercing heals and I can actually take the jewelry out, i'm forbidden to see relatives. Hopefully i don't bump into them too.. lol

Leonut

369 : Cheer you up!

Monday blues?
Woke up feeling so lazy to drag myself out of bed when i found this video on Youtube!

Freaking cute shirtless hulk with the funniest story line i have seen in ages!
Totally made my morning!

Enjoy and happy start of the week!
Leonut

Ps. Don't scold me if you watched this before. lol

368 : How to get rich

My friend purposed a get rich quick scheme.
She will kill me if she found out I'm spreading it, so keep it harsh harsh k?
Don't want everyone getting the same ideas and ruining her master plan.

Its simple actually.

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First, you volunteer at a hospital.

She being herself, she says its best to read story books and poems to old men.

(preferably those alone and close to *ahem*)

Day by day, she plans to wear skimpier clothes and allow physical touch.

And hopefully when they pass, they will leave their fortune with her.

Being gay, i guess that its actually easier for us to gain fortune using this scheme?..
lol

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Anyways, this is a joke okay?
Nothing serious and just for laughs.
Work is getting busier.
God, i need a stay home break at least for one day!

Leonuts

364 : BOOBS!

I'm starting to get curious about how boobs feels like..

Saw a picture posted by a friend of a boyfriend cuddling her to sleep while she was wearing a tank top and I thought to myself.. If I cuddled a girl to sleep I would sure to be up all night poking her boobs.. #justsaying

I'm the gay guy that has only felt elbow boobs before and they feel soft! LOL

Watch a facebook video about this girl promoting her "V bra", she actually exposed her boobs and my face went  :

Omg.. why does it look like that???

Her nipples were so big and it was scary.. Can't believe i'm actually so naive..

Anyways, first time i saw boobs in person was when I was working in a restaurant. This couple came in with their child. When i was about to walk up to them to take their order, the mom whipped out her boobs to breastfeed her child. I just froze there.. OMG!! Turn around and run!

"Nura!! Nura!!! Can you take their order???? Her boobs are out and its just so akward!! Go go!"

My friend gave me the "omg you retard face and walked away.. "

My bad!
I'm definitely gay..
Only balls down under turn me on apparently..
Tehee!

Leonut

361 :Public Display of Affection

Was in the tram today, what i can say as the most unpleasant tram ride ever.

Was standing in the corner of a crowded tram when this couple came in.
Couldn't see the girl's features but the guy was facing me.

Chubby all over, early 20's, big nerd glasses, around 165cm and a stupid primary school nerd combover.
My god.
He was hugging her and trying to kiss her. The whole time he had this horny look on his face. Giggling the whole trip and the girl acting cute. Sorry to say, watching them, i felt extremely disgusted.. Looking at all the glaring eyes at them, i could say i wasn't the only one.

Then the next tram shop, everything got SO MUCH BETTER. This woman in her mid 40's came in with a guy and stood right next to the kissing couple. Sorry to be mean, but she had a really unpleasant look.. Shaved head with only one small patch of hair as a short fringe, crossed eye and raggy oversize summer dress. Kinda sweet la in a way, the guy hugged her from the back in the tram. Then she decided to turn around and hugged him.

So i was standing by the corner in a crowded tram, with my only view of 2 couples eating each other faces.. Not pleasant at all!! Don't even know where to look. Funny thing was when the tram stopped, the hugging couple fell over on to everyone. Dumb ass!

I mean if you both are hot and PDA i guess it would be considered porn? Feel so shallow..

They nasty!!

Leonut

360 : Having "History" Together

XX : "Oh puppy? We have history together"

Me :" WHAT??? How come he never told me about you before?? He told me all his past before and he has never mentioned you."

XX :" You go ask him la.."

Me :"Fine, i will!"


And after much questioning about the mysterious past history puppy had with Mr. XX, I realize just what history they had.

They had history class together in college.
Way to make me feel stupid eh Mr.XX?

English!!
Why you so ambiguous??

Leonut

351 : A perfect fit

How does it feel to be the odd one out?
To have the majority of the world fit in this circle while you just don't.

All my life I've always expected myself to be one of the average person on earth but recently I realize that I don't fit in to the general public, that my body is different. Buying clothes never fit, shirts always look too big on the waist and pants are always too long. I never mind but always wondered what will it feel like to have a mannequin body which you can just buy clothes that fit perfectly.

Last week.. I bought Earpods for the mic to skype.. AND THEY DON'T FIT!!
I read that its meant to fit the majority of the people, and obviously you expect them to fit you perfectly but no, they don't for me. Its generally MORE uncomfortable on my right ear compared to my left ear..
But anyways, fuck it..

For the price i paid for the them, THEY FIT PERFECTLY REGARDLESS!!

When clothes don't fit for me, it doesn't mean its too big, it means I'm too small..
Motivation for myself to bulk up. lol

Love the quality of Earpods though.
Leonut

341 : I'm back!

The moment he walked in the plane, veined muscled arms, an amazing chest, sharp features and not to mention a body hugging tight shirt, he instantly caught the attention of the girls in the group, sparking gossip and jokes in the plane. 

Like normal flights, I would usually sleep through or at least try my best to sleep through the flight. This retarded Dora the explorer mix the boy from up girl sitting I front of me just annoyed the hell of me. Her stupid chuckle would last what sounds like ages, piercing into my dream bubble each time, bringing me back to reality from my fantasy cuddle hot guy land.  Child's innocent laughs? More like a troll cooking her next meal. 

Surprisingly the thing that made me woke up fully wasn't her, but was a crowd of air steward in tight clothes rushing to the attention of the guy behind me- Mr. Hot muscles. 

He was on the verge of fainting in the plane. Air stewards brought him those over priced 3 ringgit mineral water bottle as well as paged for a doctor in the plane while his girlfriend fan him constantly. Apparently he is prone to light headedness, having fainted once before and often have the feeling of dizziness. 

Quite unexpected that the hot guy walking form the isle with full confidence and a commanding aura would have an Achillies' Heel like this. Goes to show no matter how sexy and yummy you are in the outside, it's what it's on the inside that counts. .

As he gets upgraded to premium class, I shall enjoy what my money would allow me to eat, a hot cup. 

3 hours left when i typed this and i'm home now. =)

Night nights. 

Love, 

Leonut

337 : Thank you! and the Secret Garden

Morning started with the daily struggle out of bed.
A quick bath and it was off to meet Jboy for the continued jockstrap hunt!
Unfortunately, the jockstraps we found were incredibly expensive even with a discount!
Anyone willing to buy me a jockstrap? My birthday is soon.. LOL 

Anyways, had a chance to meet up Danny and got the contest prize.
Can't say this enough but thank you for the lovely wrapped gift!
I tried unwrapping it carefully but the paper still ripped. :(
Talking to Danny, we discovered something about him we never knew.. =X
Apparently i look much more boyish than he imagine.. Don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing..

Snow white Christmas Present!

Visited the Secret Gardens of OneUtama. I never knew such place existed..
Anyone else been there before?

Leave it to Jboy to sign the guest book huh?.. -.-''

Such a romantic place to go for a date!

Gonna visit there again soon! Maybe with a date. =P

Leonut

332 : Grandma loves food

People always say grandmas are the one that spoil you.
The house that you would love to visit as a kid, where there is always plentiful food. But as for me, its the total opposite.

My grandmother is not young, having worked her whole life left her leg and back worn out as she aged. Even now, she needs a walking stick and getting into a car takes a lot of effort. Breaks my heart seeing her suffer so much but she never once look sad. She always smile no matter what, like when she gets into a car after much effort, she always smiles at me and say:

"Grandma is so old already, next time I wouldn't even be able to get in car or walk already."


Anyways, my grandma loves food!
Cutest grandma ever, she makes the oddest request of food she wants to eat.
Only recently she asked my mum for pizza, burgers, and spaghetti.
Each time my mum would buy it and take it home for her and you can see her genuine happiness when she gets to eat her favourite food.

When people get old, food is the only thing they can enjoy.
I don't get it when i see old folks already 60 over years old, being restricted on what they can or cannot eat. Why control them?

Those that are retired and just waiting to past, why not let them enjoy life? I'm not saying feed them artery clogging food everyday but why not let them enjoy the only thing they can enjoy: Food? My uncle only allows my grandparents to eat generic "old people" food, clear and no oil and honestly they don't look like they ever enjoy eating those.

I enjoy eating out with my grandparents.
Genuine happiness in a meal.

Leonut
Growing more and more fonder of the cutest guy.. :)

330 : 14th of each month

In Korea, the 14th of each month is a different form of lover's day. (Except April)
A little tradition that couples follow to appreciate each other which seemed to have spread to a small population of Malaysia, probably due to the constant increase in Korean influence on the world.

Today, the 14th of December, is Hugging Day.
Hug your partner on this special day to show your appreciation for each other.
Just a simple cuddle or a tight squeeze to take in each other's warmth.
It takes 2 to hug and having someone there to hug is a privileged, cherish it. =)

Here are the list for the other months :

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January 14: Diary Day

Couples exchange diaries as gifts, perhaps to wish good luck for the New Year.

February 14: Valentine's Day

Observed by Western cultures, women give chocolates to males.

March 14: White Day

The origin is uncertain but some maintain it originated in Japan. Men give candies to women on this day.

April 14: Black Day

The only 14th event for singles -- they get together and eat Chinese noodles, providing a cheerful occasion for those depressed about not having a significant other.

May 14: Rose Day

Couples exchange roses as gift on this day.

June 14: Kiss Day

Couples share a kiss on this day.

July 14: Silver Day

Couples give each other gifts of silver jewelry on this day.

August 14: Green Day

Couples enjoy the great outdoors with a walk in a forest or up a mountain.

September 14: Photo Day

Couples take pictures together on this day.

October 14: Wine Day

Couples enjoy drinking wine, considered exotic in Korea, on this day.

November 14: Movie Day

Couples go out for a movie together on this day.

December 14: Hug Day

Couples give each other a hug on this day.

Taken from Yahoo News

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So who are you hugging today?

Leonut
(WHY YOU SO FAR????)

329 : 12.12. 2012

So who doesn't want to ride the 12.12.12 train where people believe something magical would happen and their wishes will come true right?

So Tadah!! Happy 12.12.12!

I had one friend said: "so what.. we had 11.11.2011 and 10.11.2012, nobody even remember what they did on that so called 'special' date. Beside we still have 11.12.2013 to look forward to and any other dates people can think of."

Lol, i feel like such a kill-joy now.. ><

Anyways, here is an advertisement video that made me laugh the first thing today.
Enjoy!


Sexy? Gonna buy me some of those squirting cream puffs.. =P

Happy 12.12.2012!~
Leonut

323 : Picture secrets and others

Lol, exactly how i take most my pictures...
The secret of the friendless and lonely is out!

His accent is just damn cool though.. Lol


Anyways, here are a few more videos that left me laughing.

Ish.. Such a busy week to come before i head to the airport.
Happy Sunday!

Leonut

319 : 2 faced

"Don't get too closed to her, she is going to back stab you and everyone she is close to when she needs to. Be careful"

My heart stopped when i heard a senior told me that.
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I KNEW IT!! My manager is the evil warbitch of the underworld that sells people's souls!!

The moment I met my manager I could sense something off about her. The always happy helpful person she is seems unnatural. I knew she was heartless in someway, but i just didn't know how.

I was raised this way.
To be very careful with people, to analyze people and trust only those safe to trust and yesterday, I had the conformation I needed about my manager.

Everyone else seems to be damn close to her. They go out for drinks and clubs with her on a weekly if not daily basis and they tell her everything which just leads to me drifting away from them.
Yes it could be me just being paranoid but you can't be too careful right?
The senior I talked to don't work where i do anymore claiming she had some "issues". I'm willing to bet my hat that my manager back stabbed and got her fired..

So now its just come in, get my work done and leave.

Discoveries of people's 2 face-ness as the awesome Jboy has discovered as well..

Be careful of people you meet!
Leonut