Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Monday, 1 April 2013

363 : Confession.

Just decided it would be the right time to confess something..

Was talking to puppy the other day via skype.
Lazy boy he was he was dazing off to sleep in his bed.
Yawning away non-stop, as usual he started singing at the top of his lungs.
He was singing Daylight by Maroon 5 when this weird feeling just surged through me.

At that moment it hit me..
I just stared at the guy at the other end of the screen and kept silent..
I just never gave much thought to this and the boy staring right back at me just cleared my fogged thoughts about the whole situation..

Actually told puppy about it and he just called me dumb..
Can't believe he can't see how he is in a similar situation as me..

Any of you same as me?..

Okay.
Shall get straight to the point..
My confession : 






I
Am
GAY

kthxbai!
Leonut

Happy April Fools! :3

Sunday, 1 April 2012

184 : New crush (II)

So basically, relating to my last post,
That guy is hot, cute and mindblowingly sexy. But nah..

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HAPPY APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!
Trolololololol
Cute little link it is huh?..

Anyone got into some major pranks today? Or pranked anyone?.
Just a normal day for me i guess. Dint do any jokes besides this one on the blog.

Anyways..
Jokes aside, maybe one of you who clicked the link might really be the one I am referring to?.
You and i will never know.

Lots of love,
Leonut!

Happy April Fools! =P

Sunday, 25 September 2011

78: Post incase i go missing

Warning: Another nonsensical post
So recently i expanded my plu circle through a few friends.
During a convo one of them said something that crack me up;

"If 2 bottoms fall in love with each other, is that considered lesbians?"

LOL!~~
So anyways, im going out with a guy i met online tomorrow for lunch. Pray everything goes well? haha, Just letting you guys know in case i go missing!!

P/s. To Cyren~ Ray two. hehe

Love,
Klex

Saturday, 17 September 2011

76 : S.A.D

Happy Malaysian Day everyone!! and happy holiday to everyone else who dint celebrate.
So today my family decided to go to a Restaurant Ping Wah we never been before in Paramount.
The second we were seated, we were greeted by one of the restaurant owner, a women who spoke fluent english, something i never seen before running a chinese coffee shop like restaurant.  She was really friendly and came to check up on the progress of our meal regularly.

Before we left, she was taking to my parent about her son, how he got his degree and all and decided to take over the family restaurant. She mention that he lost 30kg after going on a liquid diet for 6 months. His reason? He was S.A.D.
 Single, Available and Desperate

We laughed so hard!
An simple joke from the most unexpected source that made my day.
The food there is awesome btw. Should go try is some time. :P
Hope you guys had an awesome day!

Love,
Klex

Wednesday, 15 June 2011

27: Lameness thing ever..

INTI college and Taylor's CPU building shut down today due to the earthquake. Lucky peeps.

Had an epic day today with a group of friends. 1 year of my ranging lameness was finally released today. It was literally a facepalm every minute. I got so lame that everyone was speechless.. :P

Scenario 1
A: I think i got a flu le..
K: Fly how far?
A: .....

Scenario 2
K: Wow, you damn imba le..
B: haha, why? *flattered*
K: The heels you are wearing.. You look damn imbalance when you walk.
B: ....

Scenario 3
C: After you go under water without goggles for a few times your eyes doesnt hurt anymore.
K: So now you can open your eye in the water without feeling pain?
C: Yea.
K: Damn cool!! Can shower and wash your hair with eyes open!
Everyone.:*Facepalm*

Scenario 4
D: I got 10 shoes, this my 10th. *points at left shoe*
K: *Points at right shoe* This the 9th la?
D: .... 10 pairs....

Scenario 5

E: Okay, lets share random info that no one will actually guess about you.
K: I wanna go skinny dipping one day.
Everyone: ....

LOL, few of the many lameness i can recall.. haha

Love,
Lame Klex.