292 : Why am i here?..

Staring at the mirror and drying my hair, he came over and hugged me from behind, kissing my neck. I knew exactly what he wanted to do.

"DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME A LOVE BITE!!", I whacked him on his chest. He gave me the stupidest puppy dog eyes and went on to a fighting stance, teasing me to whack him again. "Such a bitch la you", i ignored him and continued drying my hair. Before i knew it he was hugging me trying to love bite me again.

I entered the living room and saw he was already lying down on a two sitter sofa playing with his phone. Soft classical music filled the air from his laptop. When he saw me he squeezed himself into the sofa and pat on the new found space, prompting me to join him. I hesitated a bit but still joined him. He cuddled me and threw a warm blanket over ourselves.

Really childish person he was despite his age. He manage to grabbed hold of my phone and went through my photos. I really didn't mind since i had nothing to hide in my phone, at least non that was already not hidden.. lol.  Kinda cool how someone's phone can tell his history, friends and family. Looking through all my photos with him, he manage to identify my family and my likes.

After a while we were just lying there in each others arms, not saying anything and enjoying each other's company. Before i knew it, he fell asleep..

When looking through my phone pictures he asked me something that i never expected to be asked though..
"Eh, who is this?"
"Someone i really like lo.."
"If you really like him.. What are you doing here?.."
"I really.. don't know.. =/"

231 : Childhood memories.

*Ring Ring*
The sound of our pattering feet fill the house as my brother and i rush towards the ringing house phone.
I picked up the phone, both taking a deep breath, it begin..

"Twinkle twinkle little star!! How i wonder what you are!! Up above the world so high like..."

Totally ignoring the hellos' of the person on the other side, we go on singing on the top of our lungs. We were polite boys though, ending with a "Thank you, Bye bye", before putting down the phone.

We were 5, you can't blame us..
Upon finding out the number of people to fall victim to our nursery rhyme concerts , we were banned from answering the phone for a good few years..

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Was having dinner with Mum and siblings today when the topic of our childhood life came up. All the little funny things that we could remember just left us laughing throughout dinner. So i decided to blog a few of them out before they go into a little box in my brain, never to be open again.. 

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Around the same time as our singing over the phone, obviously before we were caught, we received a call. My sister picked up and there wasn't any sound on the other side. It was clear the phone had problems but we were too young to know.  My sister called my brother and I over and we started screaming the most random things over the phone. One of which was our favourite line : 'Put your head in the toilet bowl and flush it!'. I don't remember which program we got that from but i think we said it a good few times over the phone. When we got bored, we just hanged up.. And that's when it happen..
We could hear heavy foot steps upstairs and that could only mean one thing, mum is angry. She stomped down the stairs and screamed : "YOU TOLD YOUR AUNT TO DO WHAT??? FLUSH HER HEAD DOWN THE TOILET BOWL??". Being the oldest, my sister took full responsibility, of denying everything..  And we got away with it..

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In the year 2000, something happened and my dad was hospitalized.
Still young, my sister went to visit my dad in the hospital.
He had the heart monitor finger clip on. Curious, my sister told my dad "Pa! I want that!". Before anyone could say anything, she pulled it out and started clipping it on her own finger.
*Peeeeeeeeeeppppppp*
The nurses rushed in in the state of panic. The electrocardiography machine was in the familiar dead person straight line because my sister pulled out the monitor..

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Apparently, i used to wind down the car window when i was young and and scream 'Hi' to random girls by the road side.. Thank god i dint say that to guys huh?

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Just a few memories that i wanted to immortalized in my blog for the future.
Any prominent memories of your own?

Leonut.

221 : Monster

I had a close friend during high school, let's rename him Yew.

Yew was always the popular type, famous for his captivating voice that captured the hearts of many.

Tall guy, about one head taller then my short frame, swimmer's build, not bad looking and an narssistic in nature.  

During form 4, I had change my class about one week after the start of the year,

When I entered the already full class, there was only one sit at the end corner of the class, right next to Yew.

So I sat next to him and we got close. Funny habit of his is that he would love to bite people's shoulder, and siting next to him I always fell victim to his jaw. 

During the middle of the first semester, the nickname "Monster" surfaced in our form. All the guys started calling Yew a monster. And I soon found out why..

Was in chemistry class one day when I found out the reason.

"Eh eh.. Look!", he whispered to me while tapping my shoulder.

I shrugged it off knowing my chimisrty teacher's personality, penalties as heavy as death when you are caught not paying attention. 

"Eh.. See...", he attempted to get my attention again. 

"What..", I whispered to him as i gave up.

I looked at him and was seriously unprepared for what I was about to see.

His eyes lead me to look down and he spread open his legs wider under the school desk.

I could see the silhouette of a full hard on of his package under his school pants.

He pressed his hands around the sides of it to make it more obvious.

FUCK!! He was freaking hung!!

Wearimg boxers you could just see the whole thing.

I was baffled, shock and just plain confuse.

It was like the my train of thought just crashed into a horny tunnel and what ever chemistry I was trying to process just flew out the window. 

I calmed myself and sat up straight, desperately hiding my growing erection.

"What la you!!", I said in a soft voice, hoping my teacher don't hear me.

He just giggled to himself.

I don't know did I manage to contain myself but damn was I excited. 

Obviously my eyes was glued to his hard member because our teacher actually noticed.

"YEW!!! LEO!!!" WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING??" she screamed. She stopped the whole class and starting walking towards our table. In my mind was  'I'm dead.. Caught by the teacher looking at someone's dick.. There goes my high school life. I'm going to be sent for counseling, my mum will kill me'.  With all the worst case senerios were going through my head, you can imagine the little men in my brain running frantically and aimlessly around the office like brain structure like those cartoon shows, trying to find an excuss to cover up. We both just wore the blank look on our faces knowing we were in trouble. 

She came over and stood by Yew's side of the isle.

"Where is it?", she asked with a fierce voice. 

She processed to ravage through Yew's desk. We were both literally confuse while Yew just pressed his Chemistry text book on his lap, probably saving the teacher from a heart attack too. Then she stopped.

"Where is the book?", she questioned both of us.. We just gave her a blank face not knowing what she is asking for.

"If i catch you doing other subject's homework in my class you know what will happen ah..", she said as she gave up and went back to teaching.

She thought we were looking at "homework" on Yew's lap.. LOL! Safe!
We both looked at each other and giggled to ourselves.

Anyways, throughout form 4, i got to see the "homework" often, grabbed it a few times too! But sadly he isn't one of us and we drifted apart in form 5 when he started mixing with the asshole gang of the form..

So that's how he got his name "Monster". He was also know as eel once..
Boxers with a seaweed pattern on it and he pulled it all the way down till the boxers revealed everything but the head.. So yea.. the eel is thick too..

Miss him!
Just something a blogger reminded me off few days ago..
Tehe!

Love,
LeoNut

180 : Names?

Ever forget names of people? Just bloody awkward.
Today i was talking to a familiar face when my sister said:


"Introduce me!"

I dint know her name and just responded with "No" and thank god she introduce herself to my sister.. God i sound like a horrible person.

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Last year when my friend Nic and were the coordinators of a dance performance piece the funniest thing happen. We both were writing down names of the male and female dancers on the mirror that were involved in the dance. I knew everyone there except for a very non-active dance club member.
So anyways, Nic was writing down the names when suddenly.

Nic : "Hey, can you write the remaining guys name?" 

She passed me the market pen and i casually toke it as i stared at the list of names of male dancers..
One missing.. The guy i dint know! It was so awkward, standing infront of everyone while they were just sitting there waiting for Nic and i to complete the list including him..

Leo : "Aiya.. I'll write the girls names down."

When i completed it, he actually called my name and told me i missed out his name. In my mind i was like "DAMNNNN!!! I'm going to sound so horrible when i tell him i don't know his name".

Leo :" Eh Nic!~ Take the marker and write his name~ i go settle the music"

That moment, i could see her face change. She gave me the 'How dare you.." face. We both sent each other messages with eyebrown raising and facial twitches. It was so funny, both of us staring at each other giving stupid signs and everyone just stared at us.

The thing lasted quite a while before we got his name. Turns out Nic dint know his name too.. No one did.. Nic had to go ask him. The only reason we feel bad is that he remembers everyone's name but we dint know his. Lol..

Just a memory. Miss Nic a lot. <3

Any problems with names?

Love,
Leo

179 : My generation.

I'm sure most of you Malaysians, Singaporeans or Indonesians have watched this already,
Yes i know, i am a bit slow with all these, forgive me for being busy.

My generation.
This video just brought be back 10 years.
When i was in primary school,
Standard 1 and 2,

I remember before class started we used to play that eraser game,trying to "eat" each other's erasers but with pokemon erasers. The school bookshop used to sell them for 20sens a small pokemon eraser, 50sens for the big ones. It dint matter the colours were way off, pikachu having a green cheek or charizard being pink, it was still a game. Believing the erasers to have a sort of power, one guy was popular with his powerful eraser that no one could win.

Another game would be stapling the bottom of the erasers, or stabbing a mechanical pencil lead into the eraser, allowing it to glide across the table and knocking the opponent's eraser off the table and being declared the winner. There was a set back though, the erasers would break often and or your paper getting dirtier when you decide to use the lead part of the eraser to erase something.

Pepsi Cola One Two THREE! Everyone jumped out 3 steps on each count, making the circle bigger before the game master attacks the adjacent person with a swipe of the feet, trying to hit the foot of his victim. The suspends of not knowing how the attack was going to happen just kills you when you are the remaining two left in play!

The game they played in the bus, batu seremban, Jump rope, lolipop lipstick, PJK(outdoor games), everything they did on the video just makes me miss home more. Our youth, our generation grew up with these games but all these memories stored away long forgotten. I love this video, makes me feel young again, makes me remember the times when we were carefree, where everyone was a friend and school was where everyone was.

Did this video trigger any forgotten memories for you?

Love,
Leo