400 : Creepy.. Plain Creepy.

Gonna be a long post about a restaurant customer people call my stalker.. lol

Working in a F&B industry, I can honestly say you get to meet some of the nicest people, the worst type people, the best looking and also, who can forget, the weirdest of people.

Have you seen someone want his food modified to vegetarian and then add a piece of fried chicken?

This few weeks I've been working almost everyday. One particular table with a family of 6 had a really really friendly guy.. Too friendly that it just creeps everyone out. First time I actually noticed this man he was talking to my friend, Izzy, that moment, no one expected us to gain a peculiar regular customer.

1.
He tapped my arm when i walked by his table.
"Hey! Whats your name?"
"Er.. Leo..?."
"Hello! Are you from Malaysia?"
"Yea, Malaysia PJ."
"Oh! Me too! Do you know where Izzy is from?"
"I'm not particularly sure actually"
"Why not? She is your co-working?"
"Oh, she just joined us about a month ago, I haven't got to know her well"
"I see, I see"
*Awkward smile, RUN AWAY* 

Few mins later walking by that table when Izzy was clearing their plates.
"Hey Izzy, I heard you are new here!"
Should see Izzy's face.. My god.. She was so creeped out.

2."Hey Leo! Do you know your name (my real name), can stand for *censored*, or *censored*?? (referring to a superhero) Its so funny! Are you a superhero then??
"Err.. haha.. I got to go"
*It was so lame.. I had nothing to say..*

3.
"Leo!! Beberapa Umur?? (How old are you in Malay)
"Dua-puluh" (20)
"Oh! Hahaha, I'm twice your age! 44! Imagine that!
"Wow.. Okay.. I'll just go.."

4.
"Hey Leo! My name is Micheal by the way.
Micheal~"
"Okays"..
I didn't ask. but okay.. 
That was the highlights of the first day, with lots of mini creepy things he did..
He came in alone for lunch 2 days later.

5.
"Hey Leo!! Nice to see you again! Are you free now? Can i ask you a few IQ questions?"
"Yea I am." (He came in so early, he was the only 3 tables having lunch"
"Okay! Can i have your middle finger?
"Huh?"
*Clips my middle finger using his thumb and index*
"Okay! *Gesturing to difference places of his arm*, White house, blue house, green house, Red house, Where is the white house?"
"Right here?"
"WRONG! White house is in Woshington DC! haha"
"Oh! hahaha! wtf fucking lame..""Second question~ *Something lame where i got wrong*
*Puts his hand near my face* "Am i touching you?"
"No?"
"Wrong! I'm touching your finger"
"O.o..."
*Proceed to get the next question wrong*
"Okay, last question! Whats the first question i asked you?""The white hou.."
"WRONG! Can i ask you a few IQ question!" 
"Oh! haha! I got all wrong".
"Yea you did!"
"Okay, I can stand here for too long, I'm going to go walk around"

The whole time I was smiling cause I really didn't know what to do.. The questions were so lame!! Especially coming from him!

6.
"Hey Leo! Do you have a pen and paper? I can write all the questions down for you so you can test your friends!"
"Oh its okay! Don't worry about it!"
"You sure?? Its not a hassle, I can write it down for you"
"Nah, I mean all these are quite common, there are plenty in the internet"
"Really? I got this all the way from Singapore! I never heard any like this before"
"Nah its really okay."
"Awww.. Okay, but anytime you want it you can just ask me!"
"Sure! *quickly pretend i'm busy and walk away*

7.
"Hey leo! Can we be friends?"
"Sure....?"
"Lets exchange email address?"
"O.o.... I don't use email!" *Panic mode*
"What?? You don't?"
"Yea! I don't! Its like i only use it once a week to check my work roster then i just turn it off!"
"So you don't check your mail?"
"Oh nope! haha! These days everyone just uses their phone!" 
"Yea i know. Too bad I don't know how to use all of those"
"Aww.. Generation Gap i guess."
"Yea its the generation gap"
"Okays~!"

The whole day that day i just really don't know what to feel.. Felt so creeped out by this creepy looking friendly asian man.. Other staff just stand and laugh at me, even the kitchen laughed at me.

NEXT DAY.

Was talking to my friend the next day about how creepy the day before was.
Everyone was laughing at it, before we knew it, looked at the door and he came in!
I just ran and hid behind the counter..

Refused to walk near his table.
He actually grabbed hold of my friend and ask him for his name.When my friend told him what his name was, his reply was "Hey Vincent, Do you know i know Leo?"
The whole day he did make small talk to me when i walked by. The kitchen actually allowed me to NOT send food to his table.. Basically, everyone was laughing, everyone was scared to be his next victim and i was deemed to be attractive to older men.. lol

400th post dedicated to Micheal.
The way you creep me out like no other.

I'm feel like sleeping every moment i'm free..
Leonut

123 : Crushes 2

Okay.. Kaylex kena cupid shot..
About time right?? haha
So now i am in lala land, floating in the clouds..
Drifting, fantasizing, dreaming~
Will gravity pull me down?.. Or will i float to my destination le?..
I wonder..

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What is this? another post about crushes? Yes it is..
Kaylex has many many crushes but never pursue them.. Too scared perhaps.

So, an hour ago, i had a "liked" on one of my photos by a guy i had a crushed on in form 4. Totally forgot about him.. Haven't talked to him since the beginning of the year. It was a really particularly weird crush you might say. Very, very weird. He was the athlete of the year, a very popular guy, a gymnast, a taekwondo black belt,  a rebel that stands for his beliefs and also, a latin dancer. Whats so weird about the crush? I dint fall for all those, but i fell for his scent..  (Yes.. He is straight)

I remember his scent, it was a musky yet sweet smell.. gah!! I'm such a weirdo right?? Some how i just pick up his smell and it was addictive!! I feel so creepy now.. Last time when i sat next to him during some occasions, i would just lean towards him abit just to get the scent..

There was once, i remembered, i was sitting in his class during free period. A group of us were sitting down in a circle by the back door and talking and laughing away. My back was facing the pathway of the door and many people were entering and exiting the class. Suddenly i picked up something and just blurted out "Hi (insert his name here)!~" loudly before even turning around to check it was him. And of course, it was him. He just stood there, was quite baffled on how i knew it was him.. I really dunno how i picked up his smell when he walked behind me... Im creeping myself out recalling how much of a weirdo i am..

He dances latin.. So bloody bonus!!~ Once i was put in charge of latin performance for a school event. So naturally i called all the latin dancers of my form to perform, he was the only other guy. During between practices, he actually grabbed me once and told me "cha cha" while immediately doing basic cha cha steps, leading me along. (In latin dancing, the guy gives signals to the partner to execute the steps he wants her/he to do through little tugs and pull of the hand known as leading.) My god, i feel so embarrassed that i actually danced latin hand in hand with a him, and i was doing the girl's steps!!

Anyways, soon, as time pass and SPM approached, i spent less and less time with him and kinda lost the crush feeling. But during a study break when hanging out with him and another close friend, he told us accurately his penis size..   lol?

I still love his smell though.. Quite weird right?..
This is :

The weird story of

Kaylex,

falling for someone because of their 

scent

May it be published with more details and become a top hit seller book.. haha!

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Thank you guys so much for your comments on my last post.. Was seriously down for some reason..
Feeling much better now. Adding the feeling of a new crush, Im super happy. Hope the feeling lasts?

Love you guys lots,
Till then,
Love,
Ck



Awesome song by the lovely Karmin.
"Who do you think you are???"

53: Straight dream?

I had the weirdest dream today!! Woke up kinda confused in a funny way..
In my dream, i was with a group of close friends from college, one of which was a girl I'm personally close to.
*The memory of the dream is kinda fuzzy now. I hate how you cant remember dreams clearly..*

So when talking to them, i felt a close connection to her. Suddenly, a guy came up to her and asked her out. She turned her head and looked at me with a weird look, as if she knew i liked her. My heart sank as she told the stranger yes. I walked away and this uncontrollable emotion kicked in and i started weeping as i knew i had missed my chance with her. The rest of the dream was a blur though.

When i woke up i was like "whatttt????" I sat up on my bed.. Ponder awhile then concluded : Nope, im not straight, just a weird dream. I like guys. <3
So that's how my brain would imagine me being "normal". lol, weird weird dream indeed..

Love,
Klex

46: The stare down.

"You enter a restaurant.
Being escorted by the waiter to your table, you take a glance around you while walking, checking for people around and what they are eating. Suddenly, you lock eyes with someone, he or she gives you a stern stare before swiftly diverting their eyes away. 
"He thinks he is better then you!", a voice inside you tells you as the eye contact is oh-so rudely broken. Tragically, you are sited opposite to that person. 
Eye contacts are at a maximum. Exchanging stares from time to time. Each interval, you think of a trait you posses and comparing it to him, convincing yourself you are so much better then him.
The whole meal continues with the frequent stares. Putting yourself up an ego pedestal, knocking him down with every trait you think he might not have.
Suddenly, he stands up and leaves.
VICTORY!!, you are the winner of your imaginary one sided battle. You are awesome. "

Just another day of my life when i need boost. Yes i know I'm a bit weird but that's me! haha

Love,
Klex

44: Do i know you??...

Today, something weird happened that made me puzzled and confused..
While i was on the college library's computer doing my project this morning, i felt a firm tap between my shoulder blades. I was startled, who in the world taps people between the shoulder blades? What an unusual way of getting someones attention instead of just plain tapping the shoulders. So, with my focused broken, i turned my head, expecting to see a friend, only find a random typical bookworm type, thick glasses, stick thin and a slightly hunched back. I had no idea who he was. He gave me a weird look and i gave him the "WTF??" face.. lol... Thinking he might have tapped me by accident, i turned my head and continued my work. So that was my morning.

In the afternoon, i was talking to a friend while going down stairs. Suddenly, someone tapped me on the shoulder. The second i looked, the same weird dude!! This time with a mischievous grind on his face. He immediately ran down the remanding flight of stairs. I was so confused i actually said "what the fuck?" out loud, my friend was deeply confused too.. lol 

If he was my type i would happily tap him back and the game will go on! :P haha, sadly no.
And i am 99.9% positive i've never met or seen him before.. However, my memory might be wrong?

Dear Lime Green Stripped Shirt Guy,which you are henceforth known as,
Next time you see me, can you please tell me your motif?.. I am still confused over your actions. Do i know you or you know me from somewhere? Don't run off so fast next time!!

Love,
Klex