Sunday, 9 December 2012

328 : I became a murderer..


Since i got back i have done nothing but murder.
Clapping my hands every few mins to reveal the flatten body of the insect who's life i have taken, i feel the conflicting emotion of sadness and sadistic happiness. With the lack of mosquitoes and flies where i have been for the past 10 months, killing insects felt really weird.

I found 2 bumps on my feet and arms which is really scary. Really red tall bumps and the one of my feet appears to have fluid in it.. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE MOSQUITOES?? The mosquitoes i have killed all appear to have the signature white strips of a dengue mosquito.. Help?

I killed mosquitoes, so what right? (Someone owes me two medals for killing mosquitoes btw. =P)

My recent unintentional murder was due to self defense.
I was pinched.. really badly..

"Can you pick it up?"
"Yea sure!", with one swift move, I reached in and picked it up. "Nah!"
"You suppose to hold it like that meh? I thought you grab it there?"
"Oh really? You mean like thi- OMG! FUACK~ GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!"

If you haven't guess, i was pinched by a live crab. I never expected it to hurt so badly, i mean, cartoons show people get pinch all the time but all that happens is the pinched spot just throbs for a while and everyone beside them will just laugh.. Okay, people were laughing beside me so that i guess that is the only accurate portrayal to this situation.

Before i could even register the source of the pain, my natural reflex was to fling it off. Few hard flings later, the crab let go and was flung towards the ground and landed HARD. Everyone crowd around the crab and it was pronounce dead a few mins later. Death by concussion.

Few seconds later i found blood on the floor.. I looked at my palm and saw few tiny patches of smudge blood. Only when i turn my hand around, OMG!! I'M BLEEDINGGG~~~


So typical Asian of me, reporting every detail of my life, took out my phone to capture the damage.

I murdered a crab out of self defense. Blame the guy who sold us the crab who didn't tie the pincers properly.

I've been a monk for 10 months, living in harmony and not murdering anything and here i am killing dozens of mosquitoes and a few crabs(Yes.. a few). Don't tell me all the meat I eat are animals that were once living etc etc. When you kill a live animal for food, its a different story.

I'm waiting for my two medals, lol.
Leonut

17 comments:

  1. No offers for the giving of medals were made. They were all questions made of a rhetorical nature. No intentions or considerations were given. ;)

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    1. HAHAHA, that's arguable and i intend to take it to court.. =D
      Was an offer and both parties had consideration.. ><

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    2. Mana ada consideration babe! Plus there was no intent to create legal relations since it was a purely social/domestic situation.

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  2. Should have someone to lick it clean, that finger...

    Might wanna get some antihistamine if those swelling are like getting worse/spreads~



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    1. Haha, vampire ke??
      Yea.. panic like crazy but we didn't dare go to the administrators because we didn't know how to explain "We brought a live crab in" haha

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  3. ouch, i would have murdered the crab seller as well, LOL

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  4. Hmmm... Sounds like you might be actually having fun!! (;

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    1. Killing and not bleeding, I must add

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    2. Mana ada.. I'm only mildly sadistic.. =P

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    1. It actually didn't hurt.. That's why i actually could take a pic. I think i was quite in shock. lol

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  6. Leave the blood as trap for more mosquitoes! :D

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    1. LOL! Tak mahu!
      Funny how close we stay and you recognize me.. pro la you..

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    2. One of the not so useful ability of mine.

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  7. A crab did that? Ouchhh. Well, the last time I murdered a crab was, washing it clean. Squeezing some lemon on it, placing it a tray, and the oven it goes. Hahaha.

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    1. OMG... Was it nice?.. Hahhaha.
      We had sweet and sour crab as well as sambal crab. =P

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