Wednesday, 2 May 2012

207 : Conversations

How not to start a conversation.

"Hey.. Top or bottom?"

"Horny?"

"You single?"

"Want to have sex?"

"Can you be my boyfriend?"

"You make me horny"

If this was grindr or jack'd, fine, you are excuse. But on places like facebook?
Seriously??
If you can calm your dick and think about it for a while, facebook and emails aren't medias to satisfy your desperate self..

Have some self pride to cover your desperateness please.
At least get to know that person first..

Haihyohh...
Leonut.

20 comments:

  1. Hahaha

    I think he needs sex toy, LOL

    Jason, your puppy so cute, I wanna hug.

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  2. wow physically on demand man.

    oh well, people do still think fb is somewhat a good platform for hookups

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    1. I am not la.. Some how its quite easy to find plu's on facebook from the mutual friends list.. So guess thats the reason lo..

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  3. Whom have you added on fb?

    <_<

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    1. Lol, not all the convos happened to me la.. Some is my friend kena. And some people i shouldnt have accepted... lol

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  4. That person is just so DRY..lol

    Totally bad move..

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    1. He must be dry to say stuff like that what.. lol

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  5. Hahaha...

    Perhaps they have run out of places to communicate their needs.

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    1. ooii!!! you bottom? =P

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    2. To Chen Xing, yea lo.. what to do.. lol!

      Tuls! You know dy la... Dont tell you joker! haha!

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    3. I don't know. And I want to know also.

      Hehehe...

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  6. erm, how did they even found out bout u?it's not like u put up a big bold statement 'I AM GAY' in ur profile..hahaa

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    1. No la.. Through mutual friends la.. There are always few guys in your friends list that added almost every Plu person in the world. lol!

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    2. Every plu person in the world? the few big names lah... lolol

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  7. hahahahaha i agree with Soul232.

    Leonut is pretty innocent on fb to be honest.

    and for those horny spastics out there just break it to them gently okay, don't hurt them.

    A good line would be "honey, that's so sweet of you, why don't you go fuck yourself in hell"

    Yours truly,
    Jung, Shadow Wind

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    1. lol, dont want lo.. just ignore.

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