Thursday, 9 August 2012

268 : Greetings

Many ways you can greet a person.

The Hand Shakes
The most formal way you can greet a new acquaintance. Holding the person's hand with a firm grip with a stern "shake", to convey respect to the other person. Don't go giving your hand like you have some golden zombie princess hand, no crap energy whats-so-ever like you are force to. Most pissing off is when that person just brushes the palm of your hand when you want to shake their hand as a formality. Next thing I'm going to greet you with my hand wide open full force against your face!

The Hugs
My favourite way of greeting someone. Nothing like a warm hug to warm both souls! It kinda became a practice to me to hug close friends no matter how often i see them.. Lol

The hand wave
5 fingers extended and palm wide open, waving your hand frantically to attract the attention of the unexpected person to greet them. I have a few friends that love to wave when you see them, no matter how close by.. Even when standing an arms length apart they will still wave excitedly to my face with a big smile of their face saying "HIIIIIIII!!!~~~". It sounds really stupid but its actually really fun to do. haha!
Also another way by lifting your hand just slightly to acknowledge they other person. :)

The Body Contact
Any form of body contact. An arm over the shoulder, a fist bump, a chest bump, a belly bump, or an ass slap.. People have their own unique way of expressing themselves with a little body contact.

The Fucker
The bloody ass fucker that says hi to you only when you greet them because they think they are all mighty and you are unworthy. Most insincere nut cases in the world. And when you do greet them, they say "hi" with the most dead tone and look away right after or just plain ignore you. Seriously? My friend and i greeted a guy from my college class in uni a few days ago and he just walked away. Like seriously wtf. Thinks he is so muscular buying tight clothes but all he has is his man boobs to be cupped like a bra he solely deserves to wear from all the tight clothes he is wearing.

The Others
Kissing?.. lol

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Just a few ways of greeting someone.
The fucker is annoying the shit out of me..

How do you greet someone?

Love,
Leonut

20 comments:

  1. New friends, a handshake or a wave. Semi friends, handshake and hug. Friends, hugs. Close friends, big hugs, peck on the cheeks and some criticism...LOL

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  2. I used to be the handshake person but now is like just hug saje hahahaha xD

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    1. Haha,. i think society changed dy.. Most people are the hugging type.. ><

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  3. the fucker..... lol, i seen some of them b4... then i jz don bother... in the end... no hi is given. -__-

    i rarely do hugs, cuz its awkward with my straight friends, so it becomes of habit of mine for not embracing it easily.

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    1. Hm? awkward?..
      Cause like the people that hug the tightest are my straight guy friends.. Lol, even when they know i am they give the tightest and breathtaking hugs.. lol

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  4. I will do my famous celebrity hand wave, and then smile.

    :)

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    1. Haha, fabulous person you are.. XD

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  5. Usually a handshake. Rarely a hug. Once in a while a kiss.

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    1. So formal.. Kiss on where?..

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    2. Depending on how close, on the lips or the cheeks.

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    3. Haha, i suppose lips are for the closes. :D

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  6. Hahaha you forgot the scream!!! :P when you meet someone fabulous that you've missed so much for so long that all your pent up longing just erupts from the only (logical!) orifice in your body (i.e your mouth!!!).

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    1. LOL!! Totally forgotten!! haha, but usually leads to a tight hug! Haha, really long since i did that.. >.<

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  7. typical shake hand lor. And yes Cyren's SCREAM!!! like "oh emm gee wthell are you doing here??!!!" normally that follows with a hug la.

    1-shake hand, freaking firm one
    2-hug, depending on the hugger's comfort, either full chest contact of just leaning forward
    3- sudden attack, normally strangling them from the back.
    4-rub head, because I'm 6 ft. XD

    some do practice rubbing nose, but I found no one to do that to yet XD

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    1. Lol, 3 and 4 so cute.. But you do 4 to me i sure whack your stomach one.. haha!

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  8. hmmm, I seldom greet my friends with all methods mentioned above because I just knot my head with smile, that's it! simple yet charming...I guess...haha

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    1. Lol, so sophisticated.. I just love body contact la i guess.. :P Need to touch their bodies to feel happy. LOL

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